April 23, 2008
“is blogspot the livejournal of that generation?”
i wrote that in 2004 because i thought blogspot was getting kinda big and it was just a realization i had. little did i know four years later all my friends would adopt blogspot the same way they did livejournal. but my question is, wtf took you guys so long?
wtvz | 15 CommentsApril 13, 2008
holy fuck.
apparently if you turn the knob in my shower to the left side it gets hot.
this is news to me. because for the past year i’ve been turning it to the right
and taking just average, kinda warm showers.
changed up my whole game right here.
April 8, 2008
popcorn is fucking amazing.
i just can’t believe how good it is.
April 3, 2008
ps3 is coming back on tuesday
can’t.wait.
March 19, 2008
after a week in texas;
feels good to be home! feels even better to make it there and back without getting arrested! +1
the past week contained more homosexual content than i’ve experienced in a looong time.
nonstop underpants. day and night, inside or out, just underpants.
then there was that time in the hottub, with twelve other dudes…
uhhhhh.there was …one? girl there
in other news;
kicked cotie’s dumbass right the fuck out the house
kid needs to learn a few things before she tries to be cool.
like a man with no arms, like a man with no arms…
anybody want a place to live? super cheeep.
get at me or something.
aaaaand this picture pretty much sums things up;
March 8, 2008
February 15, 2008
fuck yes i cannot wait
wtvz | 13 CommentsJanuary 22, 2008
after three weeks of freezing my ass off…
I FINALLY HAVE HEAT!!
i don’t even know what to do with myself.
i’ve been walking around the house in a tshirt!
got that hot water going, fuckin’ stove works too!
i’d almost forgotten how nice this feels.
i need to shave.
wtvz | 11 CommentsJanuary 17, 2008
happy birthday homie
wtvz | 1168 CommentsJanuary 5, 2008
yeah i got that
let the cash flow begin
December 28, 2007
loopholes and gangbangers;
so yesterday i bought mario galaxies and after about an hour or two i came to the conclusion that the game fucking sucks. maybe if i was ten years old it would be cool, but i’m not. and it’s not. so today i went back to best buy and tried to return the game even though i knew they wouldn’t do it because i had already opened it and played it. the girl was all nice about it, but insisted the only thing she could do was exchange it for the same title. so i broke it down for her. i told her that i was going to exchange it for a new mario game that was unopened, then i was going to return that one and get store credit and buy a new game. after a few minutes of hesitation she realized this could actually work and let me do it.
conclusion; you can return anything to best buy, whether it’s opened or not. their policy does not apply.
theni went to quiznos where i was greeted by a couple gangbangers eating lunch. the second i walked in they started mumbling things to eachother and it was obvious they were talking about me/my red shoes and belt. i check them out and they’ve got red from head to toe. dude 01-red du-rag, shirt, jacket and shoes. dude 02-red shirt, jacket, gloves and shoes. i sat behind them and they kept looking at me all crazy and shit. then they left and got in to a red car.
conclusion; gangbangers know i’m down
and it’s snowing in chicago.
go to debonair tonight and dance to the music of beatkids
December 18, 2007
picture of my car (restinpeace) from google street view
wtvz | Leave a CommentDecember 17, 2007
wtf has happened to the batman franchise?
heath ledger is not jack nicholson.
something’s not right.
lafayette was fun. as usual.
dow jones pretty much pulled down everyone’s pants
and fucked them on the dance floor.
i’m serious. kids were all like, “oh my god! i’ve never heard anything like this in my liiifeeee!!”
now this is me telling you. dow jones is fucking crazy.
and dow jones will beat you up.
and steal from your grandma.
dickmoney.
December 14, 2007
i’ve been listening to a lot of philip glass.
and now i think i want to shoot myself in the face.
i mean, i really do love like his music, but damn after a few hours it’s a mind fuck.
metamorphosis
anyway.
wtvz | 3 CommentsDecember 12, 2007
happy birthday frank!
wtvz | 6 CommentsNovember 8, 2007
i got sexor back!!
and i got it synched back up with the LJ
woohah
so this is it
November 7, 2007
the new version of sexor.
after five years i decided to delete everything and start this bitch over.
eventually it’ll be looking smooth, but for now i’m using some crap themes.
yeahyeah